Motherhood is a mysterious business. Every day, you are confronted with quandaries and dilemmas and enigmas. Like, how can a baby eat more than a full-grown adult? And why does the poop shoot upward out the back of the diaper when the baby's sitting up?
I have a long list of these mysteries of the universe, a list that keeps growing along with my children. Read some I wrote down shortly after my first baby was born at TheBump.com:
7/12/10
Mysteries of the Universe
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Why do babies come with weapons attached to them?... the fingernails are so strong and grow so quickly!
Thanks for your list - I am a new mom and can relate to everything you share :)
OMG, the fingernails, I KNOW! I can't decide what's more dangerous -- when they get long or when they're just cut. Not to mention that cutting my baby's nails is like wrestling a mountain lion!
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