Snakes and Snails and Puppy-Dog Tails

Every once in a while I'll see a kid who looks like this and think, "Holy Guacamole! I'm going to have a teenage boy someday! TWO teenage boys!" It's a scary thought.

Sure, teenage girls are frightening in a different way, but boys do things like ride their dirt bikes off the roof of the garage into the pool when their parents aren't home. I know because my husband told me so. It's a wonder he and his brothers are still alive today.

Find out what else I've learned so far as the mother of boys on TheBump.com: